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Earliest human memory? As opposed to what? A dog memory?
It’s not really not leaving me alone if I never saw you.
It’s fine, go do your thing. I’m messing with you. They’re right, sarcasm doesn’t translate well in text.
Yea because that’s just as much fun.
So you’re stealing my stuff and threatening to destroy it. I liked you better when you were sixteen and less angsty.
…Secret life of the American werewolf; being a huge dick.
Stop eating the food WHY ARE YOU BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE WHILE I’M NOT THERE?